HR Manager: What do you do?
DB Designer: I work with databases.
HR Manager: More specifically?
DB Designer: I design them.
HR Manager: Good, so you are an Architect!
DB Designer: Well, yes you can put it that way, I guess.
HR Manager: Who uses the databases you design?
DB Designer: Many departments, in fact big part of the enterprise.
HR Manager: Great, so you are an Enterprise Architect. That’s your new title, congratulations!
DB Designer: …!?
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