HR Manager: What do you do?

DB Designer: I work with databases.

HR Manager: More specifically?

DB Designer: I design them.

HR Manager: Good, so you are an Architect!

DB Designer: Well, yes, you can put it that way, I guess.

HR Manager: Who uses the databases you design?

DB Designer: Many departments, in fact a big part of the enterprise.

HR Manager: Great, so you are an Enterprise Architect. That’s your new title, congratulations!

DB Designer: …!?

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